1 Corinthians 10:14
… flee from idolatry.
IDOL SOUP RECIPE: You will
need: 1 freshly worshipped golden calf; 1 angry prophet; a large rock; a big stick;
a pestle and mortar; 1 blazing open-flame fire; a generous supply of water.
Remove idol from its elevated platform; meanwhile, heat
open fire to full strength. Handling roughly, toss idol into open flames. Allow
image to thoroughly melt. Wait till gold has assumed a shapeless mass. Poke
with stick to make sure it is completely melted before extinguishing fire.
Allow gold to cool. Once cold, crush gold with big rock into medium size
chunks. Thoroughly grind gold chunks with pestle and mortar until they reach a
powder-like consistency. Spread powder over surface of the water. Serve cold.
Serves 603,550.
(Courtesy of First Fruits of Zion Ministries).
In
the incident of the golden calf, God treated the Israelites like the woman
suspected of adultery (emphasis on ‘suspected’). Here is the passage about it,
And if the spirit of jealousy comes over him (the
husband) … the man shall bring his wife to the priest … And the priest shall
take holy water … and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle
and put it into the water. … And when he has made her drink the water, then, if
she has defiled herself … the water that brings the curse shall enter into her
and cause bitter pain, … But if the
woman has not defiled herself and is clean, then she shall be free and shall
conceive children (Num. 5:14-28).
In
the last part of the section the Hebrew says, "she shall bear seed".
I believe that Hashem is knowledgeable of human biology and that he knows that women
do not bear seed. We also find the mention of a woman bearing seed in I will
put enmity between … your offspring and her offspring (Hebrew text for
offspring: seed) (Gen. 3:15), so this is not the first time that the Tanach
תנך conceives the idea of the ‘seed’ of the woman. Both these references about
women bearing seed are formidable Messianic expressions. The first one speaks
of the final demise of the devil by the only woman (Miriam )
to ever conceive seed without the agency of a man (Mat. 1:18—20), while the
other speaks of the future destiny of Israel . How does that work?
The
woman in question is merely suspected of adultery; she has not been caught in
the act. If she had been, she would be stoned right away, but she is only suspected
of adultery and that probably because of uncomely behavior. She shall then be
put to the bitter water test; if she really is guilty she should become deadly
sick and a curse to her people. Israel
as a nation has been put through the bitter waters tests of Sinai, and of exile,
but in the end has come out victorious. Looking at the full story, we see
Israel again, the Israel of the believers, in the woman of Revelation 12
bearing seed from among the gentiles as a sign of her restoration.
Sometimes
the Father allows us to go though bitter times. If our heart is pure towards him,
these passing moments of our lives only enhance our station. Bitter times are
coming to test all those that live upon the earth (Rev.
3 :10 ).
As in Horeb, these bitter times will also take the shape of an idolatrous image
(Rev. 13 :14 ). May we keep our heart pure from the
world, that we may be found guiltless and bear ‘seed’ unto him.